tomdionysus/foaas
FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off. observed · 2026-08-28
Health v2 · maintenance only
23/100
- Activity 0
- Release rhythm 8
- Longevity 100
How is this computed?
round(0.45*activity + 0.35*rhythm + 0.20*longevity); archived -> min(score, 10) — computed 2026-09-02. Adoption (stars, forks) is never an input.
- gap_med: n/a
- age_days: 4795
- days_rel: n/a
- days_push: 651
- n_releases_24m: 0
Adoption not part of the score
3063 stars · 388 forks observed · 2026-08-28
What it is AI-extracted, prompt v1, taxonomy v1, 2026-08-30, confidence not recorded
FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) is a humorous REST API that returns profane 'fuck off' messages in various formats. It is a Node.js web service that can be self-hosted or used via the public foaas.com endpoint.
Use cases
- add a joke profanity endpoint to my app
- self-host a funny REST API
- test HTTP clients with a simple REST service
- get a 'fuck off' message as JSON or text via API
- demo API integrations with a lightweight service
When to choose
- you want a novelty profanity API for fun, demos, or testing
- you need a trivial REST service to exercise HTTP clients
- you want a self-hostable joke service with many language clients
When to avoid
- you need a serious production API
- profanity is inappropriate for your audience
- you need guaranteed uptime or support
Facets
service · maturity maintenance
http-server api-framework web-framework apis developer-tools self-hosted rest-api novelty joke-service profanity http-api humor nodejs docker web-server
1 source
- readme: https://github.com/tomdionysus/foaas · fetched 2026-08-28 · d041ccf395c3
Member repositories
| Repository | Role | Health v2 |
|---|---|---|
| tomdionysus/foaas | main | 23 |
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