# tomdionysus/foaas

FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.

Repository: https://github.com/tomdionysus/foaas
Canonical: https://ross.abutalabs.com/products/foaas
Homepage: http://foaas.com
Language: JavaScript
License: WTFPL
License Family: permissive
Last push: 2024-11-20T09:30:34+00:00

## Health v2 (maintenance only)
Score: 23/100 (v2, computed 2026-09-02T17:46:02.011165+00:00)
- activity 0, release rhythm 8, longevity 100
- inputs: {"age_days": 4795, "days_push": 651, "days_rel": null, "gap_med": null, "n_releases_24m": 0}
- flags: none
- formula: round(0.45*activity + 0.35*rhythm + 0.20*longevity); archived -> min(score, 10)

## Adoption (not part of the score)
Stars 3063, forks 388 (observed 2026-08-28T04:07:41.216725+00:00)

## What it is
FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) is a humorous REST API that returns profane 'fuck off' messages in various formats. It is a Node.js web service that can be self-hosted or used via the public foaas.com endpoint.

## Use cases
- add a joke profanity endpoint to my app
- self-host a funny REST API
- test HTTP clients with a simple REST service
- get a 'fuck off' message as JSON or text via API
- demo API integrations with a lightweight service

## When to choose
- you want a novelty profanity API for fun, demos, or testing
- you need a trivial REST service to exercise HTTP clients
- you want a self-hostable joke service with many language clients

## When to avoid
- you need a serious production API
- profanity is inappropriate for your audience
- you need guaranteed uptime or support

## Facets
- artifact type: service
- maturity: maintenance
- function: http-server, api-framework, web-framework
- domain: apis, developer-tools
- platform: self-hosted
- tags: rest-api, novelty, joke-service, profanity, http-api, humor, nodejs, docker, web-server

## Member repositories
- tomdionysus/foaas (main) score 23

## Provenance
- Observed fields: from GitHub, fetched 2026-08-28T04:07:41.216725+00:00.
- Health v2: computed from the inputs above; adoption is never an input.
- Inferred fields (summary, facets, guidance): AI-extracted, prompt v1, taxonomy v1, on 2026-08-30T07:28:18.723965+00:00, confidence not recorded.
  - readme: https://github.com/tomdionysus/foaas (fetched 2026-08-28T04:07:41.216725+00:00, sha d041ccf395c3)
- Data as of 2026-08-30T08:39:29.467469+00:00.