edankwan/penis.js
None observed · 2026-08-28
Health v2 · maintenance only
43/100
- Activity 23
- Release rhythm 35
- Longevity 100
Flags: no_releases no_license
How is this computed?
round(0.45*activity + 0.35*rhythm + 0.20*longevity); archived -> min(score, 10) — computed 2026-09-03. Adoption (stars, forks) is never an input.
- gap_med: n/a
- age_days: 5049
- days_rel: n/a
- days_push: 463
- n_releases_24m: 0
Adoption not part of the score
1364 stars · 29 forks observed · 2026-08-28
What it is AI-extracted, prompt v1, taxonomy v1, 2026-08-30, confidence not recorded
penis.js is a novelty JavaScript library that wraps variable comparison in a joke API, exposing global variables B and D so you can write 'B==D' instead of comparing variables directly. It works in browsers and Node.js, supports AMD/CommonJS/Bower, and includes React bindings via a companion wrapper.
Use cases
- compare two variables in javascript with a joke library
- prank library to include in a web project
- novelty npm package for variable equality checks
- loose and strict equality comparison wrapper
- funny javascript library for code gags
When to choose
- you want a humorous novelty library for a demo, joke, or gag project
- you want a tiny comparison wrapper usable in browser or Node
When to avoid
- any serious or production codebase - it pollutes global scope with B and D
- you need real comparison utilities or type-checking features
- professional or workplace code where the crude naming is inappropriate
Facets
library · maturity maintenance
developer-tools developer-tools browser cross-platform novelty joke-library variable-comparison javascript nodejs
1 source
- readme: https://github.com/edankwan/penis.js · fetched 2026-08-28 · 9de4950224e0
Member repositories
| Repository | Role | Health v2 |
|---|---|---|
| edankwan/penis.js | main | 43 |
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