# edankwan/penis.js

Repository: https://github.com/edankwan/penis.js
Canonical: https://ross.abutalabs.com/products/penisjs
Language: JavaScript
License: NOASSERTION
License Family: other
Last push: 2025-05-27T18:59:05+00:00

## Health v2 (maintenance only)
Score: 43/100 (v2, computed 2026-09-03T02:20:16.233290+00:00)
- activity 23, release rhythm 35, longevity 100
- inputs: {"age_days": 5049, "days_push": 463, "days_rel": null, "gap_med": null, "n_releases_24m": 0}
- flags: no_releases, no_license
- formula: round(0.45*activity + 0.35*rhythm + 0.20*longevity); archived -> min(score, 10)

## Adoption (not part of the score)
Stars 1364, forks 29 (observed 2026-08-28T04:04:30.545619+00:00)

## What it is
penis.js is a novelty JavaScript library that wraps variable comparison in a joke API, exposing global variables B and D so you can write 'B==D' instead of comparing variables directly. It works in browsers and Node.js, supports AMD/CommonJS/Bower, and includes React bindings via a companion wrapper.

## Use cases
- compare two variables in javascript with a joke library
- prank library to include in a web project
- novelty npm package for variable equality checks
- loose and strict equality comparison wrapper
- funny javascript library for code gags

## When to choose
- you want a humorous novelty library for a demo, joke, or gag project
- you want a tiny comparison wrapper usable in browser or Node

## When to avoid
- any serious or production codebase - it pollutes global scope with B and D
- you need real comparison utilities or type-checking features
- professional or workplace code where the crude naming is inappropriate

## Facets
- artifact type: library
- maturity: maintenance
- function: developer-tools
- domain: developer-tools
- platform: browser, cross-platform
- tags: novelty, joke-library, variable-comparison, javascript, nodejs

## Member repositories
- edankwan/penis.js (main) score 43

## Provenance
- Observed fields: from GitHub, fetched 2026-08-28T04:04:30.545619+00:00.
- Health v2: computed from the inputs above; adoption is never an input.
- Inferred fields (summary, facets, guidance): AI-extracted, prompt v1, taxonomy v1, on 2026-08-30T04:41:20.550447+00:00, confidence not recorded.
  - readme: https://github.com/edankwan/penis.js (fetched 2026-08-28T04:04:30.545619+00:00, sha 9de4950224e0)
- Data as of 2026-08-30T08:39:29.467469+00:00.