joaomilho/Enterprise resource
š¦ The Enterpriseā¢ programming language observed Ā· 2026-08-28
Health v2 Ā· maintenance only
32/100
- Activity 0
- Release rhythm 35
- Longevity 100
Flags: no_releases no_license
How is this computed?
round(0.45*activity + 0.35*rhythm + 0.20*longevity); archived -> min(score, 10) ā computed 2026-09-02. Adoption (stars, forks) is never an input.
- gap_med: n/a
- age_days: 2950
- days_rel: n/a
- days_push: 1213
- n_releases_24m: 0
Adoption not part of the score
1619 stars Ā· 36 forks observed Ā· 2026-08-28
What it is AI-extracted, prompt v1, taxonomy v1, 2026-08-30, confidence not recorded
Enterpriseā¢ is a satirical, Turing-complete-ish esoteric programming language written in JavaScript that parodies enterprise software culture with joke features like mandatory copyright comments and 'quantum' buzzwords. It exists to mock hiring discourse around 'enterprise developers', following in the footsteps of Rockstar.
Use cases
- write a program in a joke enterprise language
- learn how to implement an esoteric language interpreter
- entertain colleagues with enterprise software satire
- explore a parody programming language spec
- use a fun language for a coding demo or talk
When to choose
- you want a humorous esoteric language for fun or demos
- you're studying how joke languages like Rockstar are built
- you want to satirize enterprise development culture
When to avoid
- you need a production-ready language for real software
- you need stability, tests, or support - the build badge is failing
- you need a permissively licensed project - no license is specified
Facets
learning-resource Ā· maturity maintenance
programming-language interpreter developer-tools programming-languages developer-tools tutorials cross-platform esoteric-language satire joke-language enterprise-software-parody nodejs javascript
1 source
- readme: https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise Ā· fetched 2026-08-28 Ā· 7825a04393c9
Member repositories
| Repository | Role | Health v2 |
|---|---|---|
| joaomilho/Enterprise | main | 32 |
For agents
markdown Ā· JSON Ā· MCP: product_card(name="joaomilho/Enterprise")
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