# joaomilho/Enterprise

🦄 The Enterprise™ programming language

Repository: https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise
Canonical: https://ross.abutalabs.com/products/enterprise
Language: JavaScript
License Family: other
Topics: enterprise, disruptive-technology, language, ajax, cloud, crypto, docker, kubernetes, quantum, data-science, artificial-intelligence, money, progressive-web-app, redux, jvm, growth, enterprise-software, enterprise-services, enterprise-development
Last push: 2023-05-08T03:35:59+00:00

## Health v2 (maintenance only)
Score: 32/100 (v2, computed 2026-09-02T17:46:02.011165+00:00)
- activity 0, release rhythm 35, longevity 100
- inputs: {"age_days": 2950, "days_push": 1213, "days_rel": null, "gap_med": null, "n_releases_24m": 0}
- flags: no_releases, no_license
- formula: round(0.45*activity + 0.35*rhythm + 0.20*longevity); archived -> min(score, 10)

## Adoption (not part of the score)
Stars 1619, forks 36 (observed 2026-08-28T04:05:12.250819+00:00)

## What it is
Enterprise™ is a satirical, Turing-complete-ish esoteric programming language written in JavaScript that parodies enterprise software culture with joke features like mandatory copyright comments and 'quantum' buzzwords. It exists to mock hiring discourse around 'enterprise developers', following in the footsteps of Rockstar.

## Use cases
- write a program in a joke enterprise language
- learn how to implement an esoteric language interpreter
- entertain colleagues with enterprise software satire
- explore a parody programming language spec
- use a fun language for a coding demo or talk

## When to choose
- you want a humorous esoteric language for fun or demos
- you're studying how joke languages like Rockstar are built
- you want to satirize enterprise development culture

## When to avoid
- you need a production-ready language for real software
- you need stability, tests, or support - the build badge is failing
- you need a permissively licensed project - no license is specified

## Facets
- artifact type: learning-resource
- maturity: maintenance
- function: programming-language, interpreter, developer-tools
- domain: programming-languages, developer-tools, tutorials
- platform: cross-platform
- tags: esoteric-language, satire, joke-language, enterprise-software-parody, nodejs, javascript

## Member repositories
- joaomilho/Enterprise (main) score 32

## Provenance
- Observed fields: from GitHub, fetched 2026-08-28T04:05:12.250819+00:00.
- Health v2: computed from the inputs above; adoption is never an input.
- Inferred fields (summary, facets, guidance): AI-extracted, prompt v1, taxonomy v1, on 2026-08-30T03:49:36.217693+00:00, confidence not recorded.
  - readme: https://github.com/joaomilho/Enterprise (fetched 2026-08-28T04:05:12.250819+00:00, sha 7825a04393c9)
- Data as of 2026-08-30T08:39:29.467469+00:00.