madrobby/vapor.js
The World's Smallest & Fastest JavaScript Library observed · 2026-08-28
Health v2 · maintenance only
32/100
- Activity 0
- Release rhythm 35
- Longevity 100
Flags: no_releases no_license
How is this computed?
round(0.45*activity + 0.35*rhythm + 0.20*longevity); archived -> min(score, 10) — computed 2026-09-02. Adoption (stars, forks) is never an input.
- gap_med: n/a
- age_days: 5821
- days_rel: n/a
- days_push: 1506
- n_releases_24m: 0
Adoption not part of the score
1413 stars · 190 forks observed · 2026-08-28
What it is AI-extracted, prompt v1, taxonomy v1, 2026-08-30, confidence not recorded
vapor.js is a satirical JavaScript 'framework' consisting of zero lines of code, jokingly marketed as the world's smallest and fastest library. It is a well-known community joke mocking framework bloat rather than a real tool.
Use cases
- make a joke about javascript framework bloat
- include an empty script tag for fun
- demonstrate the smallest possible javascript library
- use as a humorous placeholder in a project
- teach a lesson about unnecessary dependencies
When to choose
- you want a humorous gag dependency or a punchline about framework size
When to avoid
- you need any actual functionality in a JavaScript library
- you are building a real production application
- you expect documentation, features, or maintenance
Facets
library · maturity abandoned
developer-tools web-development frontend developer-tools browser joke novelty zero-dependency minimalist satire nodejs
2 sources
- readme: https://github.com/madrobby/vapor.js · fetched 2026-08-28 · f5fe51570be8
- homepage: http://vaporjs.com · fetched 2026-08-29 · 71bc3031bb62
Member repositories
| Repository | Role | Health v2 |
|---|---|---|
| madrobby/vapor.js | main | 32 |
For agents
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