# impressivewebs/HTML9-Responsive-Boilerstrap-js

HTML9 Responsive Boilerstrap JS

Repository: https://github.com/impressivewebs/HTML9-Responsive-Boilerstrap-js
Canonical: https://ross.abutalabs.com/products/html9-responsive-boilerstrap-js
Homepage: https://html9responsiveboilerstrapjs.com/
Language: HTML
License Family: other
Last push: 2020-12-02T23:33:55+00:00

## Health v2 (maintenance only)
Score: 32/100 (v2, computed 2026-09-03T02:20:16.233290+00:00)
- activity 0, release rhythm 35, longevity 100
- inputs: {"age_days": 5230, "days_push": 2100, "days_rel": null, "gap_med": null, "n_releases_24m": 0}
- flags: no_releases, no_license
- formula: round(0.45*activity + 0.35*rhythm + 0.20*longevity); archived -> min(score, 10)

## Adoption (not part of the score)
Stars 1430, forks 217 (observed 2026-08-28T04:04:42.300262+00:00)

## What it is
HTML9 Responsive Boilerstrap JS (H9RBS.js) is a satirical parody of buzzword-heavy frontend boilerplates and frameworks, mocking the proliferation of HTML/CSS/JS starter kits. It is intentionally nonsensical and serves as humor rather than usable software.

## Use cases
- satirizing frontend framework buzzwords
- making fun of responsive boilerplate proliferation
- entertainment for web developers
- teaching about framework marketing hype
- a joke starter template for laughs

## When to choose
- you want a humorous parody of frontend boilerplates
- you need a joke project to share with web developers
- you want to illustrate how meaningless framework buzzwords can be

## When to avoid
- you need an actual responsive HTML boilerplate for production
- you want a real CSS or JS framework
- you need maintained, documented, licensed software
- you expect any functional code or real features

## Facets
- artifact type: learning-resource
- maturity: maintenance
- function: boilerplate, frontend-framework, css-framework, developer-tools
- domain: web-development, frontend, developer-tools, tutorials
- platform: browser, cross-platform
- tags: satire, parody, joke-project, html, responsive-design, humor, web-server

## Member repositories
- impressivewebs/HTML9-Responsive-Boilerstrap-js (main) score 32

## Provenance
- Observed fields: from GitHub, fetched 2026-08-28T04:04:42.300262+00:00.
- Health v2: computed from the inputs above; adoption is never an input.
- Inferred fields (summary, facets, guidance): AI-extracted, prompt v1, taxonomy v1, on 2026-08-30T04:37:12.020135+00:00, confidence not recorded.
  - readme: https://github.com/impressivewebs/HTML9-Responsive-Boilerstrap-js (fetched 2026-08-28T04:04:42.300262+00:00, sha 6eb1c24f9d43)
  - homepage: https://html9responsiveboilerstrapjs.com/ (fetched 2026-08-29T11:48:39.650400+00:00, sha 9d36da815716)
- Data as of 2026-08-30T08:39:29.467469+00:00.